has anyone even noticed that obama kinda rhymes with lasagna? Makes you wonder who is REALLY running this country
i want to stay up late with you and tell you how much you mean to me (◡‿◡✿)
i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.